Yesterday evening we visited Lewes' gloriously English, gloriously politically incorrect, bonfire night celebrations. None of the multiculturist bollocks of the London borough of Tower Hamletistan in Lewes.
A giant paper-mache effigy of Steve Irwin was in attendence, as were lots of police in goggles and earplugs.
Next year I will be burning effigies of Tower Hamlets councillors.